Breadens party! Wheee. Here's all the crap you need to know

1. Why the hell would I want to go this party?

Here's are all the crap well be doing at this party

• Braeden Sized Tennis.
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• American Police Simulator, Battle Royale edition.
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• Making fun of people with an infectious disease.
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• The above thing but for big kids.
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• Throwing piles of burnt hundred dollar bills at eachother and learning to hate the colour blue.
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• Being shitty people.
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• Discount Jedi-ism.
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• Letting free our primal rage for all to see against fellow human beings.
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• This shit.
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Unfortunately, the following have confirmed they will be unable to attend:

• """""""Australia"""""", on account of being made up
• My height, on account of being as real as AustrLia.
• Comedy, same joke as above, on account of me not being able to make up anything original
• Donald Trump(financeministry750@gmail.com), was to busy to attend, however he did have this to say about the party:
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• Effort; this site was planned to be about twice the size