Breadens party! Wheee. Here's all the crap you need to know
1. Why the hell would I want to go this party?
Here's are all the crap well be doing at this party
- Braeden Sized Tennis.
- American Police Simulator, Battle Royale edition.
- Making fun of people with an infectious disease.
- The above thing but for big kids.
- Throwing piles of burnt hundred dollar bills at eachother and learning to hate the colour blue.
- Being shitty people.
- Discount Jedi-ism.
- Letting free our primal rage for all to see against fellow human beings.
- This shit.
Unfortunately, the following have confirmed they will be unable to attend:
- """""""Australia"""""", on account of being made up
- My height, on account of being as real as AustrLia.
- Comedy, same joke as above, on account of me not being able to make up anything original
- Donald Trump(financeministry750@gmail.com), was to busy to attend, however he did have this to say about the party:
- Effort; this site was planned to be about twice the size